Monday Challenger Gifts

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

AI

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Monday morning is nigh.

Trickle down

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Sun. Rain.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Back to Work

In the Days Before Coffee

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'Just when I thought we might become competitive they launch this vertical integration strategy.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.