Monday Challenger Gifts

"Thanks a lot, Carol! This week was flying by nicely until you reminded me that it's still only Monday."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

AI

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Trickle down

Monday morning is nigh.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Sun. Rain.

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

In the Days Before Coffee

Back to Work

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"One of you will have to remain behind."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

All days are exactly the same for me, but somehow Mondays always seem to be the worst!

"Events are unfolding very slowly."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

'Just when I thought we might become competitive they launch this vertical integration strategy.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'