Monday Blues Warrior Gifts

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'It was my childhood ambition. I didn't know about Monday mornings then.'

Monday Morning

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

The week at a glance.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.