Monday Blues Sufferer Gifts

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Cranky man won't answer inane questions on Monday.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'I hate Mondays.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"You're late, Myers!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Sleepwalking to work.

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

The week at a glance.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Dang it."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."