Monday Morning Blues Gifts

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

He was having his usual good time on Monday morning.

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"So, society hasn't collapsed overnight. I suppose I should get up and go to work."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"You're late, Myers!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Sleepwalking to work.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

"How was your day?"

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

The week at a glance.