Monday Blues Gifts

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

Deus ex Caffeina

Back to work...

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"Dang it."

"Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, am I right?

"It's his first day back at work."

'Why, first thing on Monday mornings, do I always get someone who can't enunciate very well?'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

What day is it? What difference does it make?

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Sleepwalking to work.

Alarm clock.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Monday, 5:30AM. 'Is it Saturday yet?'

'Higgins! It's Monday morning, why are you still wearing you weekend face??!'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

All the little irritating moments had merged into one long job description.

Hungover at work?

'We can't go on meeting like this.'

'Another Monday morning with me and my incompetent caregiver.'

Can I get back to you? My three cups of coffee haven't kicked in yet

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"I feel like crap today."

"Another lousy Monday morning...your on Holiday."

'I can't understand why it's still raining, the weekend's over.'

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

'You can't go to work like that. You're wearing your Monday face with your Casual Friday attire.'