Monday Blues Battler Gifts

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

The week at a glance.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Dang it."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."