Overcoming Monday Blues Gifts

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

"How was your day?"

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

The week at a glance.