Valentine's Day Dodger T-Shirts

Give them a t-shirt that’s as witty as they are—perfect for the Valentine’s Day dodger who prefers to keep things fun and casual with a touch of humor.

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"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?" mockup

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...' mockup

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron mockup

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party mockup

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

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'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

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"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!" mockup

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

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'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?' mockup

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

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"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics." mockup

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!'' mockup

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

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"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door." mockup

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

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"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid." mockup

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

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'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

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"Must be question time again."

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"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones." mockup

"Pretend relationships are better than real ones."

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'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.' mockup

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

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'I know, but I still hate Mondays.' mockup

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

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A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag. mockup

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

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'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!' mockup

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument. mockup

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

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'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.' mockup

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

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"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ." mockup

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

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'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.' mockup

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

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"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ." mockup

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

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"I hate leg day."

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'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?'

'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?' mockup

'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?'

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'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.' mockup

'Two subjects are off limits here, religion and politics.'

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Bill's solution the mask debate.

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'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.'

'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.' mockup

'Be patient. In 15 seconds you can skip his political opinioning and move right into sports.'

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'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.' mockup

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

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Valentine's Day Dodger T-Shirts Collection

Valentine's Day Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring playful Valentine’s Day dodger designs—ideal for those who love to start their day with humor.

Valentine's Day Dodger Pillows

Find a cozy pillow that captures the playful spirit of your Valentine’s Day dodger—great for adding humor and comfort to any space.

Valentine's Day Dodger Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that celebrate the humorous side of love, designed for Valentine’s Day dodgers who enjoy expressing their playful personality.