Romantic Dodger T-Shirts

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

Dog in love

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Kissing bench with rockers

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

The summertime sport

Golfing Romance

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'My wife said it was up to me - I could come to her sister's wedding, or go to Vegas with you and the guys. Guess what I chose?'

'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?'

"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."

'So, come here often?'

'I don't know if you remember me, Audrey, but my name is Axel, and we met at a party last week....What do I look like? Well, I have a prominent nose and I'm on the short side...I'm also a wolverine.'

Golfers

'You'll love me no matter what? Great! I'm going to marry Justin.'

"I know you don't really eat candy, so, it's empty."