Love Dodger Gifts

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Must be question time again."

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

Cone of Silence

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"I don't want to get into a hypothetical debate about the nature of reality while I'm watching 'Bargain Hunt'. . ."

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

'It appears the best way to be politically correct is to be apolitical.'

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

Dodgers player returning home from finally winning the World Series.

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."