Dodgers Supporter Gifts

Dodgers player returning home from finally winning the World Series.

'My feet are killing me.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"That was two what?"

Who won what game?

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Sports area vendors.

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.