Dodgers Supporter Prints

Dodgers player returning home from finally winning the World Series.

'My feet are killing me.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"That was two what?"

Sports area vendors.

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'Polevault envy'.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.