Minor League Supporter Gifts

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Sign Him.

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.