Hook Dodger Fan Gifts

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"My dad is more into technology than sports. I dropped a ball today, so he thinks my mitt has a virus."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Safe!'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

T-Rex Baseball

'He supports 3 strikes and you're out.'

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

She said she loved diamonds. So on her birthday, he took her to a baseball game.

"That was two what?"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

A student at Baseball Umpire School sees a sign on a door Closed Taking A Ball Four

Success often means distracting the competition.