Dodgeball Fan Gifts

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Didgeridoos

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Sneezing duck.

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

The spoiler

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

That silly dog spends HOURS chasing that little ball!

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'