Dodgeball Fan Gifts

Pre-historic dodgeball.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Didgeridoos

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Dodge Ball City.

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

Sneezing duck.

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

That silly dog spends HOURS chasing that little ball!

The spoiler

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Early dodgeball.

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.