Dodgeball Aficionado Gifts

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Great British Eccentrics.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Jimmy Anderson

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Made in Sweden.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Believe in Yourself

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

Dodge Ball City.

Volleycat.

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Early dodgeball.

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

Ultimate Frisbee: 3-5 P.M. / Penultimate Frisbee 1-2:30 P.M.

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'

Playing card king in a litter

Pre-historic dodgeball.

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

'I'm a little concerned about Red Deer. Have you noticed how he applies his war paint?'