Dodgeball Contenders Gifts

Dodge Ball City.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Early dodgeball.

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"I can't wait that long."

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Pre-historic dodgeball.

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

Sorry out of numbers.