Dodgeball Contenders Gifts

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Surgeons playing nought and crosses on patients stomach

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

"I can't wait that long."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

Sorry out of numbers.