Germ Dodgeball Enthusiasts Gifts

The vaccine plays hide and seek with the Covid

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Sawrd Fighting

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Bless you!"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man