Dodgeball Devotee Gifts

He was a great dodgeball player who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Early dodgeball.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Great British Eccentrics.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Made in Sweden.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Captive Audience.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

A dog biscuit

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'