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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Great British Eccentrics.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

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"Humans are strange."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

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"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

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'Will work for tummy rub.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

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'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

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