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'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Great British Eccentrics.

Raheem Sterling

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

God passing the time.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

I love my motor.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Pamplona 500

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

I don't brake for tail gators.

The rally driver's breakfast

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

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