Dodgeball Enthusiast Pillows

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Great British Eccentrics.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

I love my motor.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Pamplona 500

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

The rally driver's breakfast

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Believe in Yourself

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"