"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."
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To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'
"On. More. Try."
Dog Training.
"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.
TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY
I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or
He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.
"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"
'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."
"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."
'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'
Dodge Ball City.
Early dodgeball.
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'
"I flunked out my last semester."
'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'
'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'
The End of Innocence
Pre-historic dodgeball.
'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'
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"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."
Kiss your diet goodbye
He was a great dodgeball player who's in heaven now. He will be missed.
Wyatt and Wild Bill chase the bad guys from Dodgeball city!
"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."
'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'
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