Dodgeball Dropout Gifts

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"On. More. Try."

Dog Training.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"I flunked out my last semester."

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

The End of Innocence

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

The vaccine plays hide and seek with the Covid

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

Wyatt and Wild Bill chase the bad guys from Dodgeball city!

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."

Kiss your diet goodbye

'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'

'Let's try to fix the problem rather than cast blame. Turn the chart clockwise until I say 'stop'.'