Drama Dodgeball Champion Gifts

'Let's try to fix the problem rather than cast blame. Turn the chart clockwise until I say 'stop'.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue

Dodge Ball City.

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Early dodgeball.

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

Pre-historic dodgeball.