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'Let's try to fix the problem rather than cast blame. Turn the chart clockwise until I say 'stop'.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

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"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'