Prom Dodgeball Champion Gifts

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Summer Proms - then, now.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

Business Cards.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"