Prom Dodgeball Champion Pillows

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Business Cards.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'