Financial Dodgeball Champion Pillows

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Business is a game.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

City & Western.

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Bob hated working over-time.

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Will that be debit or debt?"

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'We're pretty sure we've got all the right figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'

Attack of the Investment Zombie