Dodgeball Champion Gifts

Wyatt and Wild Bill chase the bad guys from Dodgeball city!

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

'I'll see your Bubonic Plague and raise you a severe case of Leprosy.'

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

Playing cards

The vaccine plays hide and seek with the Covid

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."

'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'

'Let's try to fix the problem rather than cast blame. Turn the chart clockwise until I say 'stop'.'