Hotdog Hops Fan Gifts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

I know they told me not to bark

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I hear they're really good.'

"I brought my lunch."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Pets christmas tree

Hot dog warmer

No Dogs.

Dogs of war.

Dog's Sandwich

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Sausage

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Sorry, I don't work here."