Doggie Drinks Fan Gifts

'When I told you to take the dog out I didn't mean for drinks!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

Dog's Sandwich

Pets christmas tree

Hot dog warmer

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"How's the new job?"

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.