Doggie Drinks Fan Gifts

'When I told you to take the dog out I didn't mean for drinks!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

Hot dog warmer

Dog's Sandwich

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"How's the new job?"