Hot Dog Fan Gifts

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

No littering...

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

A complimentary biscuit

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Dog's Sandwich

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Pets christmas tree

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"