Me, I'd pair ketchup with a box of red, but I'd pair mustard with a box of white. Hot dogs.
Hot Dog Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your hot dog fanatic? Explore our quirky collection of products that celebrate this favorite treat. From humorous mugs to playful t-shirts and cozy pillows, these items are designed to delight anyone who loves hot dogs. Whether it's a gift for yourself or a loved one, our collection adds fun and personality to everyday items. Discover how our thoughtfully designed products can make a hot dog lover smile, laugh, or simply enjoy their obsession even more.
'I hear they're really good.'
'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'
"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."
"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"
The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.
How The Sausage Is Eaten
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
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Hot Dog Animals: $2
"Make me one with everything!"
"What about the five that fell through?"
Oh no ... Outsourcing
'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"
"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"
"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."
"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."
Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."
"I brought my lunch."
"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."
Hot dogs. Sushi.
"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."
Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.
What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.
'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'
It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.
'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'
Joe Hundredaire
'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'
What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.
Dogs of war.
Hot Dog Fanatic Gifts Collection
Hot Dog Fanatic Mugs
Explore our full range of hot dog fanatic mugs and find the perfect morning companion to keep their obsession front and center.
Hot Dog Fanatic Pillows
Check out our cozy hot dog pillows—fun, whimsical, and perfect for adding a playful touch to any room or lounge area.
Hot Dog Fanatic Prints
Browse our vibrant hot dog print art—great for decorating spaces with a humorous and foodie-inspired vibe.
Hot Dog Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover our playful collection of hot dog enthusiast t-shirts—ideal for casual outings, barbecues, or just expressing their love for this tasty treat.