Hot Dog Enthusiast Gifts

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

'Poodle or Chihuahua?'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Red dye number five, Mr. Mayer?'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

The way I see it, the stock market is like a hot dog...it goes down, but it always comes up.

Eat lunch with the hardhats.

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

Yankee Stadium.

'Immediate standing' at Hot Dog stall.

'Trust me, you do not want to know what this thing is made out of.'

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I understand your husband is in the restaurant business.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"Nutritionally, it's counter intuitive."

"He needed a quick pick-me-up."

Hot dog carts collide

"...And an additional 5 years for bribing the canine unit with hot dogs!"

Hot Dog

Foot Long Hot Dogs Co.

"Well, it's not very hot and it doesn't taste anything like dog."

"Can I get you mustard?"

"God, I'll never eat another hot dog again after seeing how they're made!"

"Management doesn't let me pick my own territory."

'For your birthday I thought I'd take care of dinner.'

"I'm saving that one for someone really special."

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"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago."