Hotdog Enthusiast Gifts

Frankfurters on a Bus

Do you know why I pulled you over? Oscar Mayer. Mustard.

Dogs of war.

Hotdog franchise.

'Would you like a hotdog?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Big hotdog.

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

'Pekinese or terrier hot dog?'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'I hear they're really good.'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I brought my lunch."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Joe Hundredaire