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Frankfurters on a Bus

Dogs of war.

Hotdog franchise.

'Would you like a hotdog?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Big hotdog.

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

'Pekinese or terrier hot dog?'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"I brought my lunch."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Joe Hundredaire

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."