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'Sure, I'm a watchdog, but if somebody throws me a hot dog...you know what I mean, judge.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

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Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"I brought my lunch."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I hear they're really good.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Hot dog.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Joe Hundredaire

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Dogs of war.

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."