Hot Dog Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sure, I'm a watchdog, but if somebody throws me a hot dog...you know what I mean, judge.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

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Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I brought my lunch."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Dogs of war.

Joe Hundredaire

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'What have you got?'