Hot Dog Lovers Mugs

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I brought my lunch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I hear they're really good.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Joe Hundredaire

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'What have you got?'