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'I hear they're really good.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

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"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Joe Hundredaire

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Dogs of war.