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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I brought my lunch."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Dogs of war.

Joe Hundredaire

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'What have you got?'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

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