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"Surprise me."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I hear they're really good.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I brought my lunch."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Joe Hundredaire

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'