Gourmet Hotdog Enthusiast Gifts

"Surprise me."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I brought my lunch."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Joe Hundredaire

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.