Hot Dog Gourmet Gifts

Reality Show Host

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Dog Chow Mein

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I brought my lunch."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I hear they're really good.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'What have you got?'