Hot Dogs Gifts

"Sorry, I don't work here."

Hot Dogs. Chili Kraut Cheese. Ernie's so lazy he won't get a hot dog with the "works."

'Cannibal!'

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

"Can I get you mustard?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"I brought my lunch."

'I hear they're really good.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Hot dog.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Dogs of war.