Hot Dogs Pillows

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Cannibal!'

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

"Can I get you mustard?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I brought my lunch."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."