Hotdogs Pillows

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"I brought my lunch."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I hear they're really good.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Hot dog.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Joe Hundredaire

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.