Hotdogs Pillows

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"I brought my lunch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Dogs of war.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Joe Hundredaire

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."