Hot Dog Lover Pillows

'They say you are what you eat, but I've been eating nothing but hot dogs for years and I don't smell like ketchup.'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

'Pick your own gourmet hot dogs.'

"I thought we agreed you would not work from home!"

"I brought my lunch."

"She can't be that mad. She used my favorite mustard."

Hot Dog

"Baldo, I have tickets to the baseball game! Wanna go?"

'One footlong please.'

"Parking for Hot Dog Customers Only"

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Are you sure you don't want to lick it before I bun it?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Back in 5 minutes!

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I hear they're really good.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'