Hot Dog Lover Pillows

'They say you are what you eat, but I've been eating nothing but hot dogs for years and I don't smell like ketchup.'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

'Pick your own gourmet hot dogs.'

"I thought we agreed you would not work from home!"

"I brought my lunch."

"She can't be that mad. She used my favorite mustard."

Hot Dog

"Baldo, I have tickets to the baseball game! Wanna go?"

What the Babe was really pointing at.

'One footlong please.'

"Parking for Hot Dog Customers Only"

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Are you sure you don't want to lick it before I bun it?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Back in 5 minutes!

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."