Hotdog Lover Pillows

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

At the hotdog factory.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

You were driving erratically - have you been eating cocktail wieners? Oscar Mayer.

"You fool! Seduced by coziness!"

Sausage

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Military style hedgehog

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"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"I brought my lunch."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I hear they're really good.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Dogs of war.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'