Hotdog Lover Pillows

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

At the hotdog factory.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You fool! Seduced by coziness!"

Sausage

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Military style hedgehog

Back in 5 minutes!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Make me one with everything!"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'I hear they're really good.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Dogs of war.

Joe Hundredaire

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'